Quotes

• "And we will sum over J from 1 to 15 because 15 is the largest number I know of." - 2005
• "And now we move on to the next chapter, which is number 9 because it is after 8." - 2005
• "Am I allowed to shoot people in my class? Though I don't know who it was so I would have to shoot a random student." - 2005
• "This is the kissing problem, and it involves balls. [Followed half an hour later by...] Of course this is much easier to understand in real life when you have real balls to play with." - 2005
• "If you ignore for a moment that this doesn't make any sense; you get..." - 2006
• [After students phone went off] "I wish on the first offence I could drown the phone and on the second offence drown the student, but they tell me it is too harsh" - 2006